corn

Ted is into making up words that rhyme with other words. He tells us a definition or what they are similar to. He is also into making up his own sign language after watching some Baby Einsteins that have basic sign language.

So, we're sitting down to dinner the other night and Ted tells us some random new word he made up and what it means. He looks around the dinner table and says, "Corn. I'm just to call corn 'porn' from now on." Needless to say, Ben and I about fell off our chairs laughing! He looked at us quite bewildered and asked if that was a bad word. We just suggested he not use that word.